Posts tagged jeez.


Niall…you had one job, only delivered half of it smh at you

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When you go to a friend’s house to stay the night and get stuck with the scratchy blanket.


You know the one.

It’s made of wool.

It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.

But it’s not.

Every house has one. 

It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake.

The scratchy blanket is there. 

And it waits


you guys don’t understand - my mom has this EXACT ONE in yellow-gold and she always takes the satin part and rubs it

and it makes that SCRATCHING SOUND

and she KNOWS it annoys the hell outta me

I swear of all the things I do/have that I thought other people might do/have in that ‘we are all connected’ way, this never ever crossed my mind

Bless you internet

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